Overheard ~ by Jay

You know the Tree of Knowledge, in the Garden of Eden? In Genesis? I don't think it was an apple tree. I think it was a coffee plant. I mean, think about it - what happens? Adam and Eve eat the fruit and then they wake up, realize they were naked and put something on. Isn't that what happens with coffee? Would an apple do that? I don't think so.

(Go one, guess where I was when I heard this.)